Jus havin' fun ya'll!

Today at my internship I had to collect some clips of all star comedian George Lopez (don't worry it's to display his lack of comedic ability). Whilst doing my chore I decided to make a fun mash up to show all you folks at home what I will view and hear if (when) I go to hell...

You Decide!

Nick Nolte's son, Brawley, was recently arrested for a DUI, like father like son blah blah blah.

Anyway, this news blip got me thinking...

If Gary Busey is the poor man's Nick Nolte...









Is Jake Busey the poor man's Brawley Notle?

Singing Contest! Yay!

Who sings Disturbed better?





I for one am down with the sickness of the second one but I'm not a sexually confused British man so what do I know?

Hey Jonathan Limpnicki, I have a Tumblr!

Ok, so I've got myself a Tumblr, but only because my internship requires me to do so... but I secretly enjoy it, don't tell anyone... seriously, don't be snitchin' or I'ma cut you.

Here's a link


It lacks that lengthy, bullshitty feel that you get from this blog, but it's still wicked ahsome

Do You Like Nature?

So I was surfing the interweb, catching gnarly digital waves, when I came across a wonderful new web series. It's a nature program that is extremely informative but also lighthearted and fun. You don't even have to be a nature buff to enjoy this series.

Take a look!



See, isn't it fun? And that Anton is extremely handsome.

I am very hungover so I'm going to take the easy way out and just post a video for you folks. I'm not going to attempt to be witty or cute I'm just going to post the video and go back to eating Cheez-its (White Chedder), drinking a 24 oz. can of Miller Light and watching Police Academy 3. Listen I know your bummed out because I'm not "bringing the funny"  but trust me once you watch this video reading my bullshit will forever become obsolete. 

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Jeremy Frederick Wilson

Nice Trip, See you next Autumn!

Wait thats not right... nonetheless (that's one word?) the Fall is coming boys and ghouls, and that means new TV shows! Don't get too excited five people reading my blog, most of the new shows sound like they were pitched by retarded 4 year olds and greenlit by autistic 7 year olds (not Aspergers autistic though, they would have better taste)

To celebrate the influx of new bullshitty television shows we're going to playz a game.

It's called... *drum roll on my desk*

WHICH SHOW IDEA DID I MAKE UP, SON?

RULES: I'm going to give you 4 show premises, one will be fake and the other three will be real. It your job to figure out which show I cleverly created in my own noggin.

Post your answer in the comments section and if you get it right you win a prize*!

Let's do it

Teen Wolf - A show based on the hit 1985 movie. Michael J. Fox will not be in it... no, I'm not going to make a joke. MJ Fox is too cool to feel my innappropiate internet wrath.

Melrose Place - "Uh Matt, that's not new", shut up, it's a remake. It's set to premiere this fall on the CW (which I believe stands for Cunt Wings, either that or CBS and WB... I'm pretty sure it's Cunt Wings though.

Don't Wake Daddy - A new TV show based on the classic board game. The premise of the show is very similar to the game, in that four kids do there best to walk around the house without waking their alcoholic father. The father will wear an old timey santa claus style pajama hat just like in the board game so get excited.

House Husbands of Hollywood - The Fox Reality Channel is set to premiere this totally real look at gold digging stay at home dads. I'm assuming it's them being filmed as they smoke some weed, jerk off, make a sandwich, jerk off, take a nap, jerk off, and then jerk off... that's what every guys does when they are home all day by themselves, if you disagree you're a lying sack.

Which one did I make up? I'll give you babydolls the answer tomorrow.


*I'm still not going to give anyone a prize