I am very hungover so I'm going to take the easy way out and just post a video for you folks. I'm not going to attempt to be witty or cute I'm just going to post the video and go back to eating Cheez-its (White Chedder), drinking a 24 oz. can of Miller Light and watching Police Academy 3. Listen I know your bummed out because I'm not "bringing the funny"  but trust me once you watch this video reading my bullshit will forever become obsolete. 

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Jeremy Frederick Wilson