So I bought a Snuggie yesterday. If you are unaware of the Snuggie phenomenon let me fro dat information at yo azz. The Snuggie is a blanket, but it's not just any blanket. It's a blanket with... wait for it... waaaait for it... waaaai fo i....
SLEEVES!
What? Sleeves? Doesn't that just make it look like a cult-like robe or a Klan outfit without the hood or the racist fabric?
Uh no! Jerks. It's a goddamn blanket with sleeves and it keeps my arms warm when I need use the remote control, scratch or pick the orifices of my face, or eat delicious sandwiches.
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