Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Barack and the Hawk, Jordan and Howie... Wowey Zowey!


Everyone is super pumped that Barack Obama is officially the 44th President of the United States of America and I certainly don't blame them. I know everyone has Barack and Roll playing through their noggins but that doesn't mean we should ignore the fact that Tony Hawk is still the president of the United Sk8s of Shredmerica. Our American heroes need equal coverage, and  if you ask me the Hawkster definitely got the short end of the stick this past January. I for one ceebrated the beginning of Tony's 5th term by slamming Mountain Dew and listening to Blink 182's Dude Ranch
On a related note I have some...


COMPLETELY TRUE ENTERTAINMENT NEWS THAT IS TOTALLY TRUE AND NOT FALSE



As many know, Howie Mandel has a brand new prank show, "Howie Do It", on NBC. I have recently found out that the most popular R&B artist of 1995, Montell Jordan, is saying "Howie Don't It" and sueing Mandel for copyright infringement. Montell Jordan was celebrated mainly for his dope club jam "This Is How We Do It" and his performance of said jam in the Box Office smash, Def Jam's How To Be A Player. Mandel was served for copyright infringement due to the fact that his theme song for "Howie Do It" is an obvious rip off of Jordan's "This Is How We Do It". Mandel is hoping to settle this case out of court and word has it that he has offered Montell Jordan next month's rent, a pack of grape flavor Big League Chew, and a subscription to Highlights magazine. When reached for comment Jordan exclaimed, "Shalalalalala lowwwww"

That's all I got for you today. I'll be back tomorrow with an in depth review of Hotel for Dogs, or as I like to call it, Hotel for Dawgs.





Sunday, January 11, 2009

The Best Consumer Product of 2009



So I bought a Snuggie yesterday. If you are unaware of the Snuggie phenomenon let me fro dat information at yo azz. The Snuggie  is a blanket, but it's not just any blanket. It's a blanket with... wait for it... waaaait for it... waaaai fo i.... 

SLEEVES!

What? Sleeves? Doesn't that just make it look like a cult-like robe or a Klan outfit without the hood or the racist fabric? 

Uh no! Jerks. It's a goddamn blanket with sleeves and it keeps my arms warm when I need use the remote control, scratch or pick the orifices of my face, or eat delicious sandwiches.