I think it's important that I talk about Chris Brown and Rihanna before I start talking about my absence from the interweb. I don't think they've been discussed enough in the media so I'm taking it upon myself to get the job done...
Isn't Chris Brown and super good dancer? It's crazy. The guy has some serious twinkle toes. He is light on his feet to say the least. To say the most... he straight up walks on clouds. He's pretty handsome to boot. I bet he has to beat the ladies off with a stick
Rihanna's got some serious talent as well. She's got a dynamite voice plus she can pull off a really short hair cut which most ladies can not do. Did you know she was born in Barbados? I didn't.
Now that I've got that out of the way it's time to apologize...
I'm sorry it has taken me months to write on this here blog and I'm also sorry that I made a Chris Brown and Rihanna joke a good 2 months after people stopped caring about their disturbia-ing situation.
But listen folks, I'm a busy guy and sometimes things fall by the way side. I mean, I work a grueling 25 to 30 hour work week, I masturbate a lot, and I chase butterflies. Not enough hours in the day my friends, knot enuff ours in the dey.
All things aside, the main reason why I've been neglecting my blogsponsibilites has to do with my consistent consumption of...
JOOSE!
9.9% alcohol!
Caffeine! Taurine! Ginseng!
23 fluid fucking ounces! Fuck even numbers!
Go clubbin' till the break of dawn! Climb a mountain with no harness! Piss concentrated evil out of your dick! Fight a child with a sword! Sexually harass your cousin! JOOSE!
Are you Joosen yet?
Seriously go to drinkjoose.com, it's absurd.
P.S This is a picture of an unrelated R&B group named Joose. It's completely coincidental... although the members of Joose do in fact drink Joose. I interviewed them about it.
