Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Nice Trip, See you next Autumn!


Wait thats not right... nonetheless (that's one word?) the Fall is coming boys and ghouls, and that means new TV shows! Don't get too excited five people reading my blog, most of the new shows sound like they were pitched by retarded 4 year olds and greenlit by autistic 7 year olds (not Aspergers autistic though, they would have better taste)

To celebrate the influx of new bullshitty television shows we're going to playz a game.

It's called... *drum roll on my desk*

WHICH SHOW IDEA DID I MAKE UP, SON?

RULES: I'm going to give you 4 show premises, one will be fake and the other three will be real. It your job to figure out which show I cleverly created in my own noggin.

Post your answer in the comments section and if you get it right you win a prize*!

Let's do it

Teen Wolf - A show based on the hit 1985 movie. Michael J. Fox will not be in it... no, I'm not going to make a joke. MJ Fox is too cool to feel my innappropiate internet wrath.

Melrose Place - "Uh Matt, that's not new", shut up, it's a remake. It's set to premiere this fall on the CW (which I believe stands for Cunt Wings, either that or CBS and WB... I'm pretty sure it's Cunt Wings though.

Don't Wake Daddy - A new TV show based on the classic board game. The premise of the show is very similar to the game, in that four kids do there best to walk around the house without waking their alcoholic father. The father will wear an old timey santa claus style pajama hat just like in the board game so get excited.

House Husbands of Hollywood - The Fox Reality Channel is set to premiere this totally real look at gold digging stay at home dads. I'm assuming it's them being filmed as they smoke some weed, jerk off, make a sandwich, jerk off, take a nap, jerk off, and then jerk off... that's what every guys does when they are home all day by themselves, if you disagree you're a lying sack.

Which one did I make up? I'll give you babydolls the answer tomorrow.


*I'm still not going to give anyone a prize

2 comments:

whitney said...

i vote 'don't wake daddy.' but MAN, how awesome would that show be!!

Unknown said...

house husband has been my dream career since like 2003